Forget iPhone, Meet Bona-Phone


Who needs an iPhone that cost a bomb and a 2 year contract with AT&T? Meet Bona-phone, an iPhone killer that will surely grab as much attention in public. Meet the world’s first penis phone. It even comes with sighs and moans ringer. Most importantly, it’s always hard but not hard to use! 

Featuring breakthroughs like “touch-bone” dialing and easy-to-hold shaft design, the learning curve of the $30 Bona-Phone is considered much lower given its organic, intuitive design. I wonder, will Bona-phone be available in Asian, European, Middle Eastern sizes or will it remain one size fits all. What’s next? A Vagina charger for the phone? 


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