The 9 Words Women Use

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For centuries, men tried to understand women but failed miserably. Recent scientific studies showed that by understanding the 9 most frequently used words by women will bring us closer to a common ground of understanding each other better. For the benefit of mankind – I am proud to present to you, The 9 Words Women Use.

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ . that will bring on a ‘whatever’).

(8) Whatever: Is a woman’s way of saying F– YOU!

(9) Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to # 3.

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4 Responses to “The 9 Words Women Use”


  1. 1 Nat April 3, 2009 at 10:55 am

    LOL… HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…. 😀 great post I Love IT!!! so very true 🙂

  2. 2 vicky April 3, 2009 at 1:04 pm

    WOW !!!!! u really really know us sooooooooooo well.. 😉 ha ha ha ha ..!!!! that is sooooo true…. 😉

  3. 3 BigMacky April 3, 2009 at 9:03 pm

    Nat

    It’s so you, right? Must be like looking at a mirror while you’re reading it.

  4. 4 BigMacky April 3, 2009 at 9:09 pm

    vicky

    Well, I do have 3 sisters … ahem ahem


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