Movie: Jennifer’s Body

My dislike of Megan Fox aside, I don’t think this movie deserves the 45% rating on Rotten Tomatoes. If it’s up to me, I’ll probably give it a 30% tops. Cheerleader kidnapped and offered to Satan as a virgin sacrifice so that a lame ass band could get a push in their music career. Who in their right mind would think someone as slutty as Megan Fox would still be a virgin? To me, that’s the funniest part of the entire movie. If you’ve been wishing for a lesbian kissing scene featuring Ms. Fox – your prayers are answered. Otherwise, there’s nothing much being offered here other than bad acting. Not sure which is more appalling, the movie itself or the fact that I actually completed it. Sigh.

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4 Responses to “Movie: Jennifer’s Body”


  1. 1 Justy December 1, 2009 at 8:13 am

    It was kinda blek.

    Too little happening, not enough kills, not enough teenage bitching, and probably for some the absence of Fox’s “smart bombs” was enraging enough.

  2. 3 zzeed December 4, 2009 at 6:32 pm

    BigMacky

    Doesn’t look appealing, judging from the Trailers.


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